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drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.



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bookmad:

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

ithink i just peed my pants



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neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent



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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



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oursarah:

Dude writes a song about being happy, and everyone forgets the shambles of Blurred Lines?



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louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isn’t the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes



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ohmyimpossiblestars:

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

Please



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